I’ve been trying to find the right name to call myself in online pagan circles, because I think “Beyond The Wand” would make a rather poor Skype name.

THEN… OMGZ… I found… IT!!!  THE NAME I WAS JUST LIKE ALL IN LOVE WITH!

That name is Phoenix.  Well, the random generator put out “Phoenix Light” (LOL trolliverse, I love you too), but yeah, the Phoenix part really got me.

‘Cept… it’s already silly popular in pagan circles already, and if I go around calling myself “Phoenix” I’m gonna get looked at like some kind of goofy fluffy bunny.  I’m pretty sure it would totally be like that tattoo of a naked gal you got on your left buttcheek when you were drunk and regret getting for the rest of your life.

  *milks the giant cow*

AUUUUUGGGGHHH MY WORLD IS LIKE TOTALLY FALLING APART ALL AROUND ME WHAT DO I DOOOOOO????????

Edit: Thinking about Flynn Phoenix.