templeofthelulz:

So one morning Loki was getting himself all fabulous for the day. He reached for his tube of expensive organic lip-balm to find that it was GONE.

Loki went to Sigyn. “Darling wifey, did you take my expensive organic lip-balm?”

And Sigyn’s like, “Noooo, I didn’t take it, but I saw Baldur hanging…

Plugging my other blog and its recent silliness.